Ask the Patriarch
The Patriarch of the Church regularly receives questions from visitors to the site. An arbitrary selection of these questions together with replies will be posted here. Answers posted will not necessarily be identical to those originally provided to the petitioner. In general we will attempt to provide serious answers to facetious questions and vice versa.
You may submit a question using the Contact / Feedback form available from the Contact page.
Latest questions
- Ask the Patriarch 260: A dissatisfied Catholic (May 2013)
- Ask the Patriarch 259: What if God is real? (May 2013)
- Ask the Patriarch 258: More questioning the Old Testament... and the New
- Ask the Patriarch 257: Questioning the Old Testament
- Ask the Patriarch 256: Your view on psychics
- Ask the Patriarch 255: World Religions School Project
- Ask the Patriarch 254: Secular Cancer Support Groups
- Ask the Patriarch 253: Can Robots or A.I believe?
- Ask the Patriarch 252: Ordination and Marriage
- Ask the Patriarch 251: What Religion Am I?
All the questions:
- Do I have to wear a veil?
- Please ordain me as...
- The Annals of Interesting Spelling
- Ordain me to preach Christianity
- Can I still go to Church?
- Do you believe in UFOs?
- Let me have my husband back
- Send money for my ministry
- Should I fake my religion so my fiancee will marry me?
- What religion am I?
- Cut the free service
- What do you do with personal information?
- Compliments and Questions
- Coping with fundamentalists
- Why are people so stupid?
- As an Agnostic, how do I swear?
- Questions on God
- An Agnostic position on Jesus
- Celebrate April Fool's Day
- I need your help/support
- What do you believe?
- An Agnostic Assignment
- The Nigerian Banking Scam
- Thanks for your web site
- Atheist & Agnostic Singles
- "Apathetic" is just a joke, right?
- A High School Diploma?
- Where do Agnostics Stand?
- Do you have meetings?
- We will work under your banner...
- Is it possible to be ordained with no conviction at all?
- Justify your ranking of the 10 Commandments
- Please unordain me.
- Apparel for Clergy.
- The Meaning of Life
- Are you making money?
- What if I see God?
- Would you consider a "Reform" church?
- What Would Jesus Do?
- I am joyed...
- Can I Un-Baptise Myself
- Yet Another School Project
- And Yet Another School Project
- On Speaking in Tongues
- I Found Your Business Card at the Grand Canyon
- Apatheism, Daoism, Agnosticism, and Football
- Holy paradox
- Teapots, Unicorns, & Gods
- Grandmothers & Necklaces
- What Religion am I?
- What Religion am I? (2)
- Are you connected to Satanism?
- How do I Form a Church?
- Are you taking the p...?
- A Schismatic Group
- What is your position on the Big Bang?
- Stop Killing the Buffalo!
- When are you going to help us...
- Try Our Internet Streaming
- I Need Intercessors & Sponsors
- And my dog ate my homework, too.
- Agnostic Symbolism
- The "Proper Place" for Women
- You don't seem to support animal rights
- Can I Pray?
- The Low Quality of Talk Back
- When will we see the "Women of ApatheticAgnostic.com?"
- What do you do with addresses?
- Shouldn't you change the name?
- Faking It by Speaking in Tongues
- Why are you called a "church."
- Can I Buy Merchandise
- What is a Patriarch?
- Are you serious or a joke?
- Ordination of Gays and Lesbians
- Should we have Saints?
- Introducing Agnosticism
- Why are white, Christian societies considered racist?
- Books on Apathetic Agnosticism
- Have you searched further
- Foster this beautiful teachings
- Do you object to union dues?
- Bachelor of Lethargy
- Agnosticism and weak atheism
- Where to find Agnostic / Atheist women?
- I don't understand
- Taking issue with the motto
- Other Pantheons
- A Super-Consciousness?
- Did I Make a Prediction?
- Temptation in the Wilderness
- Is there an Agnostic Trinity?
- Introducing morality without religion to a child
- The "nothingness" of the universe
- Views on the Devil & Halloween
- An Architecture Project
- Why don't agnostics believe in anything?
- Another Round of the Same Old Questions
- My son's school is sending out youth ministers
- The Worldwide Church of Agnostics (WCA)
- How does it affect your life?
- The perfect religion
- When will we become more organized?
- A Morality FAQ?
- Is there a theory that necessitates agnosticism?
- Can I call myself Agnostic?
- A shamanistic agnostic?
- Does Occam's Razor lead logically to agnosticism
- Is there an Agnostic Bible?
- Agnostic Economics?
- Your 1st Article of Faith
- Explain Evil and Suffering
- My girlfriend is a Baptist
- Grand Canyon Hike
- Same Old Questions revisited...
- Help me with a web page
- Agnostic / Atheist churches
- A Church for Underage Drinking
- You don't believe?
- Where do you stand on evolution?
- Will you ordain an atheist?
- On Saying Grace
- I have asked for your financial help
- Do Agnostics Pray?
- On Atheism
- On Grieving
- Are you for real?
- Pilgrimage Suggestions
- Have you published this?
- Is there a Quad Cities Agnostics Group?
- Filling the Void
- I want to be a part of your site
- How do I beat "parental" control filters?
- I want to make a donation.
- Is it possible for a Christian to become agnostic?
- I have problems with the Articles of Faith
- I'm doing some research about Agnosticism
- Is this an Antichrist website?
- A better way to read the site?
- Please explain these occurrences to me?
- That Hypothetical Simpson Interview
- On Testimony
- Where can I leave my estate to promote agnosticism?
- What are your views on Ignosticism?
- What are your personal views on current issues today?
- This site is really disorganized
- A New Acronym?
- You still refer to 666 on your main page
- The Articles of Faith
- Same-sex marriage
- Are Atheism and Deism subsets of Apathetic Agnosticism?
- Science & Religion
- Near Death Experiences
- How do I tell people?
- You are disrespectful of others' belief systems
- Pragmatic Arguments for Belief in God
- Get the Falwell outta here!
- What's next?
- The First Article of Faith
- A "brick and mortar" church.
- I felt as if I was just in another church.
- Rudolf Steiner
- Aren't you Apatheists?
- Has Dawkins proved God does not exist?
- Can I buy a doctorate?
- Am I now an agnostic?
- Fair Money?
- Did Satan Sabotage The Passion?
- A Gathering
- Pentecostalism
- Medical Issues
- Mixed Marriage
- Would you like to host “Techie Worlds”
- Referring to God in an Oath of Office
- Agnosticism and Angels
- Cover our bible study group, so that we can work together
- Teapots in Space
- I do not understand why in the name of organization is the word church?
- Is agnosticism a religion or a belief, or both?
- What do you teach?
- The need to believe
- I don't need a label, but people ask
- Are agnostics prepared to critically and unbiasedly examine any and all claims?
- My children are constantly being invited to Sunday School
- Pronunciation of "Apatheism"
- Any thoughts on ghosts & demons?
- On secular grace
- Why are you spending time, money and effort on this?
- What are your policies on marital separation and divorce?
- Do you believe morals exist?
- Apparitions of the Virgin Mary
- Earning a Scout merit Badge
- Religulous
- How about an Agnostic Bible?
- I need spiritual and material help.
- A church built on the agnostic premise
- Help me publish a Zen interpretation of the Gospel of Thomas
- Sending a subtle but non-offensive message?
- Spend or Donate?
- How can you be apathetic to the extreme damage, violence, and division that religion causes?
- Clarification on being agnostic
- Can I be an apathetic agnostic and still believe in ghosts etc.?
- Why are you trying to disprove various religions?
- Yes? or No?
- Agnostics in one respect and atheists in another?
- Community Service Requirement
- This site could be more interactive.
- Bible verses that contradict zealots.
- What about Santa Claus?
- Could it have been Adam and (St)Eve?
- Website Guidelines
- What's your take on "The God Theory"?
- Agnostic Culture
- The Pope's Flagellation
- The Second Article of Faith
- How can I convert without my mom getting mad at me?
- What to tell the children?
- What is the agnostic view on cloning?
- Agnostic holidays
- Pray for me
- What do you think of all these sex scandals?
- I want to start a "church"
- What's agnosticism all about?
- Is eating meat ethical?
- A proposal for a teen site
- The difference between atheists and agnostics.
- Leniency towards Atheism?
- Identifying with a religious community
- What should be my penance?
- Reclamation (Complaint)
- Reversal of After Death Baptism
- I'm writing a school newspaper article
- Union Dues
- You've never written on homeopathy
- 2012 and World's End
- I'd like an honorary doctorate
- Ordain me under an obviously fake name
- What does it mean to believe "on" Jesus
- The Question of Original Sin
- Responding to a "Merry Christmas"
- Responding to "I'll pray for you"
- Another School Project - Church Statistics
- Psychic Link Exchange Request
- Christian College Link Request
- Will I fit in as an agnostic?
- What's the point?
- Looking for opinions on FB blocking
- Secular Recovery Programs
- Teaching Theology in Denmark
- Your church's views.
- What Religion Am I?
- Ordination and Marriage
- Can Robots or A.I believe?
- Secular Cancer Support Groups
- World Religions School Project
- Your view on psychics
- Questioning the Old Testament
- More questioning the Old Testament... and the New
- What if God is real?
- A dissatisfied Catholic